Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Quien vio a los pinguinos?????????


Llegue a San Diego como estaba planeado, el domingo a las 19:00 hrs, el vuelo duro como un minuto y medio (se que diràn, pues que ya se invento la teletrasportaciòn, esta vieja anda en drogas, o el piloto es el màs picudo de la historia) pues no!! ningùna de las anteriores; gracias a la maravillosa combinaciòn de una copa de vino y una dramamine (por eso de que siempre esta la posibilidad de que vomite con grandes movimmientos), toque el asiento del aviòn, puse mi cabecita en la ventana, me abroche el cinturòn y desperte cuando el piloto dijo: "ladys and gentlemen we`ve arrived to San Diego International Airport", y yo: ahuevo!!!!! limpie la baba de la ventana agarre mis chivas (diria bolsa, pero la muy babosa de mi cargo taanto su bolsa de mano, que al pasar la seguridad de Mèxico, la bolsa colapso, se rompiò y ahi me tienen cual naca cargando todas mis cosas, en lo que quedaba de la bolsa y una bolsa de plastico).

Llego a migraciòn con cara de jetona y me recibe un taka taka gringo, y se me puso re pesado el pinche oficial de mugraciòn, que que hacia en San Diego si hace 3 meses estaba ahi? que como me mantenia? que en donde trabajaba? que en donde me quedaba? que cuanta lana tenia? que left finger y despuès right finger, que "smile para la càmara", y yo: este ya me anda ligando o esta demasiado interesado en mi vida!!!, que mas le da? asì que digas que tengo cara de pobre, pues no... tampoco tengo dolares en vez de ojos, pero no estoy tan mal parecida... en fin, despues de haber agarrado mis maletas (que siempre esta el sufrimiento de que no lleguen), ahi va Cynthia a pasar la ultima seguridad, pero cual naca de pueblo, con 2 maletas, la computadora, la bolsa rota, la revista que disque para leerla en el aviòn (que por supuesto no lei) y los pantalones en las rodillas (pues me quedaban un poco grande y no me gustan los cinturones) y los muy pinches policias, no me ayudaban, que suba las maletas y yo con las nalgas al aire... o sea, es que pinches gringos cuadrados, me cae!!! en fin.., salì del aeropuerto y OHHH sorpresa, me dieron la bienvenida los pinguinos, no shamu, nooooo los pinguinos, pinche friooooooooooooo, o sea, y por supuesto yo no estaba preparada para esto, me gustan los pinguinos, pero este pinche frio se cuela por los huesos, o sea, esta de chingaquedito...

Asì que cada mañana salgo a correr, con el temor de dejar una oreja en el camino, y con los mocos escurridos!! ESTO ES VACACIÒN!!!!!!!!!!!

Pero hoy llega la artilleria pesada y con eso de que hace mucho frio y soy una pobre niña indefensa helandome, pues que me compren unos trapitos, o no????

59 comments:

Charline said...

SIIIII... ya estas aqui! El frio esta de la chingada pero recuerda que simpre podria estar peor como nuestros amigos neoyorquinos o chicaguenses (jajaja se oye de pelos!!)

dehg said...

Jajaja, lo bueno sería que no te encontrarás con un oso polar, allí si estaría crítico!

Saludos!

DANI said...

Aaaaaaaahhhh, odio el frío!!! que me devuelvan mi veranitooooo, mi playitaaaaa, mi sol!!!

un beso congelado

Anonymous said...

Bueno mientras no llegue una glaciación, y te quedes congelada con los yankis, jejeejj, espero que no.
Que te lo pases de miedo.

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Bueno mientras no llegue una glaciación, y te quedes congelada con los yankis, jejeejj, espero que no.
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Bueno mientras no llegue una glaciación, y te quedes congelada con los yankis, jejeejj, espero que no.
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Shadow said...

A caray eso de que se marea con los movimientos bruscos ta raro...no se como le hara con su galan a la hora del tiki taka jajajajaja.
Yo le dije que el frio estaba perro, pero ud muy machota agarro su colección primavera verano de su closet, tomo su gafas y se dirigio rumbo a gringolandia sin mirar atras.

bue ya hasta aki le comento pinchi tos no me deja pensar claro yq eu tenga unas vacaciones chidinas.

Teacher said...

Q tenga una linda vacación, con happy feet y toda la cosa.... Asi que el taka taka gringo se queria ligar a la Miss.... tanta suerte tendrá, no?

Diviertase mucho y pasesela muuuuuy chido, el frio es lo de menos cuando uno se le pasa chingonamente :D

Teacher said...

Q tenga una linda vacación, con happy feet y toda la cosa.... Asi que el taka taka gringo se queria ligar a la Miss.... tanta suerte tendrá, no?

Diviertase mucho y pasesela muuuuuy chido, el frio es lo de menos cuando uno se le pasa chingonamente :D

Unknown said...

Alcohol+ pastilla = la mejor opción para volar.

Anonymous said...

jaja pues querias venir a gringolandia no?? asi son aqui los pinches gringos, muy cuadrados. Ni hablar! oye pero San Diego es de lo mejor en cuanto a clima!! solo te digo que pudo haber sido peor! ... aqui en Indiana ya amanecemos con el pinguino en la cabeza :)

besos!

Dr. Enrique Saldivar said...

buena historia felices vacaciones

Grillo said...

Mis viejaes en avión siempre han durado como los tuyos...o menos XD no se que se siente mirar por una ventanilla jajaja!, que suerte Frio!! yo lo re extraño, odio el calor...estoy en pleno verano por estos lados, los ventiladores no dan más, y me transpiro como un chivo =( suerte en tus vacaciones, byes!

mad® said...

jejeje si ches weyes de migracion son un royal pain in the ass, nomas te toca uno que ande de mal humor y ya valio...
Suerte con el frio!
Saludos...

Anonymous said...

que onda cynthia, no se como chingados vine a dar a tu blog pero me gusta unchingo. ya tengo rato leyendolo, me gusta como escrubes. debrias escribir un libro o algo asi jajajaja
da la impresion por tu blog de que pasan muchas cosas en tu vida pero tambien da la impresion que cuando leas esto vas a pensar: ojala si mi pinche vida dificil.
o alguna cosa asi
sale pues, cuidate

kår¥ñå said...

como sea pasatela chido ok? :)

Angelandrito said...

Una llegada estilo Bon Ice por aquel lugar, que bien!!

nomas recuarde " Al mal tiempo, un buen tequila"

Matizz said...

Saludame a los pingûinos querida jijiji y si...que le compren unos trapitos y busquese un peluchito con cara de galan de pelicula...
Cuidese mucho y disfrute al max. de sus vacaciones.

Abraxos muchos!!

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Eri-Eri said...

Q RICO Q ANDAS X ALLA!!! y bueno lo de los pinguinos?? srita q no hace mucho mucho frio en el DF mmmm pq no se llevo una chamarrita? bueno lo tomamos de pretexto para ir al mall y comprar unos ctos swetercitos?? mmm chamarritas?? siiii anda anda!!!
los de mugracion si me kgan!!
un beso divierte mucho un chorro y 2 montones!! ok?

Anonymous said...

a canijo, quien viera a chintia con los pantalos a media rodilla...a huevoo esa son las vacacionessss coñoooo....

Felicidades cynthia...a pues a ver que me trais de por ahi no...ahi los envias por DHL...no me molesto..sea lo que sea neta...


nos vemos mi querida cynthia...al menos agardece que sabes en donde estas..yo no se aun en donde....lo unico que se es que estoy de vago en un lugar..en donde no se como se llama

Unknown said...

haaa, pinches gringos asi son en las aduanas pero pos son buen pedo los weyes, afortunadamente nunca me ha tocado uno mamon

la ultima vez hasta me lige a un poli gey o algo asi

salud

felices vacas

-RoDrIgO- said...

Ve el lado bueno estas de vacaciones.
Yo prefiero el frio al calor; cuando hay frio pues te tapas y ya, pero cuando hay un chingo de calor, que le haces? Ni modos que te encueres.

RAYDIGON said...

Una CYNaventura mas en USA

Eres genial chamaquita, pero no mezcles mas anfetaminas y alcohol, ¿ok?

Besitos de pingûino pre navideños.

deseociencia said...

Enjoy your vacations dear. Now you got an excuse to buy some "garras". Te recomiendo te des una vuelta por Cabazon. Merry X-mas an a happy new year!! Cheers!

El Chino said...

jajajajaja
la bolsa se te rompio
ya te imagino con tus chivas en una bolsa de gigante, ajajjajajaa

drneon said...

Me encanta como escribes! estubo muy chistosa la crónica del viaje!

Muy bien! Esa es la actitud Cynthia! hay que seguir corriendo llueve, truene o aunque haga frío!

A ver si en Febrero corremos juntos los 10k de la carrera de MVS, sería padre correr en tu compañía para pasarla bien y echar relajo! :D

ABrazo pre navideño guapa!

Besos!

Sandra Becerril said...

Pobre niña!! Ahora a buscar alguien que te de calorcito jejejeje

Un oso estaría perfecto

Mucha felicidades!! Espero que la pases más que genial y vengas a contarnos cómo te fue

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Pablo Puga said...

Definitivamente si se va a viajar con la Miss, pues hay que llevar una dotación de Dramamine... por aquello de que no vaya a ensuciar jeje

Los pingüinos ahí andan de vacaciones! No inventes, puede estar "pior" como ya comentaron. NY, Chicago, Denver (que apa nevada les cayó ayer) y no nos vamos más al norte, porque ahí esta más friooo y espérate a enero o febrero...

De todos modos, pues tapese, el frio se quita. El calor no! Guácala!

Además el Mall seguro tiene calefacción jeje

emekael said...

definitivamente prefiero el frio entrepiernezco! el calor apesta... o mejor dicho... apesto con el calor!

♥KiTtY KaT♥ said...

ahh jajajajaja siiii a si son todos los de mugracion! jajajaja mugracion! jajaja y que tan te agarraron los pinguinos jajaja pobre de ti!!!

Dereck Ashtart said...

regrese. Eso me han dicho de los pinches gringos, nunka he estado alla pero no kreo estar, dicen ke son bien ogetesy mas con nosotros los mexicanitos, por eso ya desde hace mucho se ganaron mi odio, como recien le dije a otro blogger, solo iria alla si me aseguran ke habra buenas viejas jajajajaa... broma.

y mira ke pinche frio estara haciendo alla, de cualkier forma felices vacaciones, ke te la pases bien navidad, año nuevo y en todo todo el largo año ke ya casi comienza. see you.

Bombiux said...

Saludos Miss y diviertete muchisimo en tus vaciones!, k no influya el frio!

Tamara Blue said...

Uta que ricoooooo! diviertete y compra por mi.
*Bendito dramamine si no fuera por la dopadas que me doy hubiera dejado rastro de mi paso por cada ciudad que haya pisado.

Prismatico said...

o sea pasate por aca y no avisaste te pasaste eh??!! :P
salu2

Estepario said...

Feliz año nuevo!!!

Ginger said...

Jajajajajaja, lo de la bolsa de plástico no tuvo madre jajajajajaja, peor hubiera sido llevar una caja de jabón Roma.

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For illustration, an $80 therapeutic massage could be purchased by the buyer for $40 by way of Groupon, and then Groupon and the retailer would split the $forty. That is, the retailer presents a therapeutic therapeutic massage valued at $eighty and receives about $20 from Groupon for it (beneath a 50%/fifty% split). Or, if $240 value of residence painting firms is obtained by the consumer for $50 by indicates of Groupon, then the organization receives $twenty five and Groupon keeps $20 five. The buyer will get the therapeutic massage, or the property portray solutions, in these illustrations, from the retailer for which they at first paid out $forty (or $fifty) to Groupon. There are specified companies to which Groupon originally did not offer its providers, like taking pictures ranges and strip golf equipment nonetheless, capturing ranges have been showcased on Groupon.

In contrast to classified promoting, the service supplier does not spend any upfront cost to participate: Groupon collects personal knowledge from prepared buyers and then contacts only individuals clients, mostly by each day e-mail, who may well maybe be intrigued in a particular product or companies.

Groupon employs a enormous amount of copywriters who draft descriptions for the offers showcased by digital mail and on the site. Groupon's marketing and advertising textual material for the 'deals' has been observed as a contributing element to the recognition of the website, that involves a exclusive mix of comprehensive truth-checking and witty humor.

Owing to Groupon's market getting primarily composed of feminine buyers, the provides are usually centered on the wellness, bodily physical fitness and attractiveness marketplaces.

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